Likes men with musk that oozes and doesn't float in the air
Gets pissed off by chewing sounds and ASMR
Not an active kid but a teacher's dream

Novelty that will age a lot quicker untouched

Product placement

Ambitious about minor details out of lack of big picture skills

His voicebox lives a block ahead of him so that's why his head jerks forwards when he says his expletives

The face we match to the job that no one understands

The fuzz everywhere is accepted, not legitimized